This honey of a stocking-stuffer is being sold for in-classroom use- learning and such. It was actually (probably) invented by some sort of hilarious Devilnerd for deviousness. After a quick surgery, attaching some wires to a cockroach’s antennae, this kit enables you to wirelessly control a cockroach from your smartphone. It has been yet to be tried with bees for some reason.
Enjoy your insect army at $120 per soldier! Yoohoo, US Military! And remember, with great power, comes… something something something.