Your mom comes into your room and catches you masturbating to scrambled porn. She says “You know what I told you would happen if you watch porn!”
“The cockface killer will get me.” You reply, ashamedly.
“That’s right.” She confirms. “Now go to sleep.”
But who is this Cockface Killer?
Goregasm (not to be confused with Gorgasm) is the sequel to a primitive, shot-on-video feature called Attack of the Cockface Killer, which is both difficult to find, and reportedly atrocious. Rest assured Goregasm stands on it’s own like a three-legged pornstar. Wait, that’s no leg!
A bulk of the film takes place inside a sex shop. Beneath the sex shop is the headquarters for the Clitoral Legion Against Mankind, or, C.L.A.M. The glory hole in the sex shop is provided by C.L.A.M. and they furnish it with victims. The sex shop workers love farting and shitting into the hole. They also say the F word a lot. What does this have to do with the Cockface Killer? I’m not sure!
Meanwhile, the CFK is off killing people with dildos and such as his ass hangs out and a strap-on dangles from his chin. A perverted cop named Depschett investigates the murders and attributes them to a different killer he believes is killing according to “the 13 fetishes”.
Somewhere in there we have a sex shop worker trying to nail his girlfriend but the repressed CFK keeps thwarting all looming bow-chicka-wow-wows.
There is plenty of humor, both funny and groan-inducing. Personally I’m fine with either as long as the subject matter is subversive enough. This is definitely a comedic horror in a similar vein as the Troma films of Lloyd Kaufman. In my humble opinion, the world cannot get enough of those. I will stand at the zenith of Boob Mountain, forsaking all boobs there as I proclaim in shouts and bellows into the billowing mammatus clouds my need for schlock and gore in this vein.
This seedy movie is kind of all over the place, and that’s not a bad thing. It just makes sorting my thoughts into sentences that are at least decipherable, all the more challenging. I recommend just giving it a whirl on your own.
Ohh, Goregasm! It’s like Gore… and orgasm! Now I get it!
Bloody hell.
7/10
Stay slime, and be rad at all times!
-Rat
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