In this conclusion to Bigfoot month, the month full of (subjecting ourselves to) Bigfoot films, I’ll give you the rundown of what we viewed, and some quick final thoughts on the final fortnight of ‘foot. We will also learn the answers to the following questions: 1. Was it worth it? 2. Do we hate ourselves … More ‘Squatched Out – Part II
directed by Charlie Steeds runtime: 100 mins Don’t venture near old Hansen Farm where blazing fire brought them harm For those who travel past this place beware the boy with the melted face Escape From Cannibal Farm is like the Grimm’s Fairy Tales version of Disney’s Hatfield-McCoy rivalry, if that tale was then turned … More Schlock & Gore: Escape From Cannibal Farm (2016)
This is a movie that broke my heart. #Screamers starts off great, I was completely sucked in and totally engulfed in the mystery they were setting up. Then it dips into “just okay” territory. Then you realize how it is going to end and you can’t help but long for the time (a mere 80 … More Streaming: #Screamers
There is certain art that lives and breathes before it is even created. It exists as an amorphous collection of necessity that refuses to stay quiet. It springs forth from the brain, the heart, and the fingers into whatever medium the artist deems necessary. One such artist is Craig Jacobson. Craig tames this necessary art … More [Interview] Filmmaker Craig Jacobson!
directed by Craig Jacobson runtime: 70 mins I’ll admit, the film’s title is what piqued my curiosity, having been named Elliot my whole life and all. It’s not so common that you hear it every day. I have met three Elliots over the course of my life thus far. Imagine my shit-eating grin then when … More Featured Film: Elliot (2017)
“I want to make love.” “Ok. Sounds groovy.” It turns out Sasquatch and hardcore pornography does not make for a good mix. I know. I’m just as shocked as you are. Six youngish folks journey into the wild to find and photograph the legendary Sasquatch (or as they call it, The Geek). We are privy … More The Merits of Sin: The Geek (1971) (USA)
Full title: Cunt Fuck Boulevard 2: Eruption of the Vulva Volcano Today’s show is brought to you by: Your grandfather’s balls, your whore of a sister, and sticky, smelly diarrhea. I talk about endurance tests from time-to-time. An endurance test is where you place yourself in an uncomfortable or undesirable position for a length of … More Video Mixtape: Cunt Fuck Boulevard 2
A few years ago when Unfriended came out, I was pretty sure I could skip it. It looked like a film with a gimmicky style and a flimsy story. I expected the device of taking place entirely on a computer screen would be annoying and hard to watch. And then one night, I don’t remember … More In Theaters: Unfriended: Dark Web
directed by Dave Jackson runtime: 101 mins Are you a dog person or a cat person? There has never really been a moment in my life that I didn’t at least live with a cat. When I was born, my parents already had a half-persian named Yo-Yo. I moved in with my cousins and they … More Schlock & Gore: Cat Sick Blues (2016)
Wishmaster 3: Beyond The Gates Of Hell (of The Djinn Goes To College) is an improvement over the second film in the franchise but it doesn’t quite hit the same level as the first. The first movie was a simple story of the djinn being awoken in modern day America. The second added the twist … More Franchise Fun: Wishmaster 3: Beyond The Gates Of Hell
