Today’s show is brought to you by: Your grandfather’s balls, your whore of a sister, and sticky, smelly diarrhea.
I talk about endurance tests from time-to-time. An endurance test is where you place yourself in an uncomfortable or undesirable position for a length of time, just to challenge yourself and see if you can make it to the end. There’s a sense of Accomplishment that comes with such a test of strength of the mind. One such endurance test for me was sitting through Carl Sukenick’s Alien Beasts. Each subsequent Sukenick viewing was another endurance test. Other such endurance tests may include movie marathons such as watching the entire Vomit Gore trilogy from start to finish, or, in a more extreme example, the films of Adam Sandler.
It may come as a surprise that a movie entitled Cunt Fuck Boulevard 2 is one such endurance test. I’m still not entirely sure it wasn’t sent to me as a nasty prank. See, CFB2 is a cavalcade of cockblood. A deluge of dick torture. A cornucopia of cunt abuse. A plethora of puke drinking. And it’s not really a movie so much as it’s one of those hand-crafted gross-out video mixtapes comprised of curiosities that baffle you with their very existence.
I like to think I’m fairly desensitized to whatever comes my way via disc or tape. Real executions, horrific accidents, coprophagia…In other words, I’ve seen some shit, and I’ve seen it eaten. This mix has all that, but it took me three attempts to get through CFB2. It took the support of my girlfriend watching with me to get me through this sickie. There’s one cake-making scene near the beginning that just destroyed me. It’s one of those things you can never un-see.
For my girlfriend, it was the vomit. Well, it was the consuming of vomit that did her in. I had to put on my boyfriend cape and act tough while she gagged and hurked. I shielded her eyes from those horrors in no less than three scenes.
I don’t want to ruin the rest. What I will say is that if you’re into this sorta thing, you fucking sicko, then you should get on it, because as of the writing of this review, there are about 20 copies of Cunt Fuck Boulevard 2 available over at Toxic Filth Video.
Stay slime, and be rad at all times!
-Rat
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