The world is full of morons. I’d say the majority of meat walking this planet is a moron. Nitwits hooking up with twits and creating more morons. These little morons do stupid things and this stupidity usually comes back around to bite these young idjits on the ass. Even in lovely Sweden. Two Swedish children … More The Merits of Sin: Scorched Heat (1987) (Sweden)
At the time of this writing, kids are back in school, the oppressive summer heat has backed off, and the pools have closed. fall has unofficially begun. What does that mean besides Mountain Dew releasing a spooky new flavor? It means Halloween-set movies are in season. We can have our pumpkin spiced everything, and haters … More Fresh Cuts: Candy Corn (2019)
Satanic Panic (2019)Directed By: Chelsea StardustWritten By: Grady Hendrix I hope that Satanic Panic is part of a new trend, fun horror films featuring strong female leads. It’s reminiscent of Ready Or Not, which blew me away at the theater when I saw it. Both movies have a solid foundation of horror with a layer … More On Demand: Satanic Panic
Comedy and horror fail in unison in this boring ass riff on Little Red Riding Hood from the Soviet Union. Lyumi is a giant hairy man (supposed to be more wolflike but instead looks like a lame Sasquatch) that wears human clothes and returns every one hundred years to take on a human warrior and … More The Merits of Sin: Lyumi (1991) (Soviet Union)
A fine Lovecraft adaptation from Dan O’Bannon (Return of the Living Dead) offers some gooey thrills and a consistently interesting narrative. There’s a few issues witch acting but it’s easy enough to look over when everything else is firing on all cylinders. In Providence, Rhode Island a private detective by the name of John March … More The Merits of Sin: The Resurrected (1991) (Canada/USA)
Has a movie ever really changed your life–nay, your world? After viewing Tim Ritter’s WICKED GAMES, the world does not look even remotely like the world as I knew it prior. Anytime someone smiles I see the disembodied head of Joel D. Wynkoop transposed across their imitation of a face. The boughs of trees look … More Schlock du Jour: Wicked Games (1994)
It Chapter Two (2019)Directed By: Andrés MuschiettiWritten By: Gary Dauberman It Chapter One was one of my favorite horror movies of 2017, which may have set the bar for Chapter Two a bit too high. I have been looking forward to this release since seeing the first one and that was probably too much to … More In Theaters: It Chapter Two
