Author of the BigBoobenstein series, The Splatter House Rules, The Night Manager, The Halloween Orgy Massacre, and a bunch of other shit. Lover of bad movies and funny books. Occasional conspiracy theorist. UFO enthusiast. Meat expert.
Fangboner, or as I like to call it: The Greatest Crotch Vampire Story Ever Told Starring: Brian Papandrea, Emily Hilborn, Sadie Tate, Sheri Darling Director: Nathan Rumler Company: Rock Bottom Video Year: 2015 How does one even go about reviewing the greatest crotch vampire story ever told? It’s not easy, I tell you. I can … More Fangboner
The great thing about getting older is that the 90s are like the new 80s. I guess. That probably doesn’t make sense. But that’s kind of the point. When I write reviews for films like RepliGATOR, I try to write them in the same style that the film is made. Anyways, RepliGATOR is a shitty, … More RepliGATOR – A Review of the Film
Ahh, good old no-budget horror. Among the thousands of titles that belong to said subgenre within a subgenre, there are many gems. I’ll cut right to the chase here: Don’t Fuck in the Woods is one of those gems. You see, it seems to me that the independent no-budget horror flick makers are the ones … More Don’t Fuck in the Woods
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