Streaming: Velvet Buzzsaw

Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)Directed By: Dan GilroyWritten By: Dan Gilroy Morf: You make me confused. Josephina: Tough headspace for a critic. This exchange takes place about 10 minutes into Dan Gilroy’s Velvet Buzzsaw and it sets the tone for the rest of what you are about to see. It’s not that the plot is hard to follow or that the characters make ridiculous choices … More Streaming: Velvet Buzzsaw

Schlock du Jour: Mad Ron’s Prevues From Hell (1987)

An unexpected review about a compilation of movie trailers. The movie trailer. As a society we are obsessed with them. You’re as likely to be asked if you’ve seen the latest superhero movie trailer that Marvel has shat out, as you are to hear “How ‘bout that there Tom Brady!?” while you avoid eye contact at … More Schlock du Jour: Mad Ron’s Prevues From Hell (1987)

The Merits of Sin: Married to a Witch (2001) (Nigeria)

Holy fuck. Somewhere beyond boredom, Married to a Witch casts its lethargic spell with weary aplomb. Sermonizing mixes with rambling dialogue then nods off in the back room before waking itself up with its own snoring. The near two hour run time feels more like twelve hours of talk radio and offers only minuscule reprieves … More The Merits of Sin: Married to a Witch (2001) (Nigeria)

The Merits of Sin: Sundelbolong aka Ghost With Hole (1981) (Indonesia)

I’ve already touched on the near boundless amount of creepy beings found in Asian folklore. Needless to say, there is no shortage of things that go bump in the night. The sundel bolong is another variety of spirit which has its origins in Javanese mythology. This “ghost with hole” is the restless spirit of a … More The Merits of Sin: Sundelbolong aka Ghost With Hole (1981) (Indonesia)

Preview of C.V. Hunt’s ‘Halloween Fiend’ (Out on February 16, 2019)

C.V. Hunt’s vanity shelf bows low in the middle. She cranks them out without abandon. Halloween Fiend is not her end-all be-all masterpiece, but it’s not a contender for the donation box either, if only for the creepy-ass monster.     The actual Halloween Fiend is a playfully murderous monster demon that preys on the … More Preview of C.V. Hunt’s ‘Halloween Fiend’ (Out on February 16, 2019)