directed by Don G. Jackson runtime: 83 mins Toxic Filth Video I am a disappointment. Before you attempt to console me, please, just listen to my story. I had it all planned out, see? I held my horses for the perfect opportunity. I had waited so long to finally see it, and I knew I … More Schlock & Gore: Rollergator (1996)
In this conclusion to Bigfoot month, the month full of (subjecting ourselves to) Bigfoot films, I’ll give you the rundown of what we viewed, and some quick final thoughts on the final fortnight of ‘foot. We will also learn the answers to the following questions: 1. Was it worth it? 2. Do we hate ourselves … More ‘Squatched Out – Part II
Full title: Cunt Fuck Boulevard 2: Eruption of the Vulva Volcano Today’s show is brought to you by: Your grandfather’s balls, your whore of a sister, and sticky, smelly diarrhea. I talk about endurance tests from time-to-time. An endurance test is where you place yourself in an uncomfortable or undesirable position for a length of … More Video Mixtape: Cunt Fuck Boulevard 2
My review for Abominable went up last month and it really got me thinking. I haven’t actually seen many Bigfoot movies. Surely It is necessary for my journalistic merit as a horror reviewer to rectify that oversight! So I decided July would be Bigfoot month, and I would go all Patterson-Gimlin and saturate myself in … More ‘Squatched Out – Part I
In episode 2 of the Drive-In, Mapache covers the May selections for me, and talks about some fantastic double-features. Included are Hack-O-Lantern, and the recently reviewed Return of Swamp Thing. Check it out at The Basement On A Hill YouTube Channel! Stay Slime, and be Rad at all Times! -Rat
No doubt you are familiar with the Goosebumps series of books. Night of the Living Dummy, The Haunted Mask, Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes, and the like. Goosebumps spawned no fewer than 6 series spinoffs, a TV series, and a major motion picture. I grew up as R.L. Stine’s biggest fan. I had the sheets, … More Completion gives me Goosebumps
It’s almost here. I’m so excited. I’m percolating so hard I could ejaculate a fountain of pumpkin guts like a geyser that would rival Old Faithful and still have enough left to bake a pie. We are finally talking about the greatest month of the year on the blog. When it comes to essential viewing … More Rat’s #31DaysOfHorror
I’ll Take One Chocolate Peanut Butter… And The Rat It was about five years ago that cupcake fever swept the nation. Bakeries specializing in the little mounds of goodness were sprouting up all over the place. Television shows like Cupcake Wars were all the rage. Since then it seems the craze has died down a … More Rats, Snakes, and… Dumpsters, Oh My!