Schlock du Jour: Attack of the Cockface Killer (2002)

Masquerading under the new marketing name of GOREFACE KILLER is the first feature in a trilogy about the phallus mandible fiend. Yeah, they made three. The Movie opens with unsimulated sex. Yes, actors actually playing hide the salami on video (there’s a lot of that in this movie). It doesn’t take long for the Cockface … More Schlock du Jour: Attack of the Cockface Killer (2002)

Schlock du Jour: Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972)

They planted the LIVING, and harvested the DEAD! Looking like it stepped out of 1985 rather than 1972 due to Severin’s beautiful blu-ray restoration is the drive-in grade feature, INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS. INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS is one of those movies that’s shot in five minutes and only costs a few nickels. It’s … More Schlock du Jour: Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972)

Schlock du Jour: Mad Ron’s Prevues From Hell (1987)

An unexpected review about a compilation of movie trailers. The movie trailer. As a society we are obsessed with them. You’re as likely to be asked if you’ve seen the latest superhero movie trailer that Marvel has shat out, as you are to hear “How ‘bout that there Tom Brady!?” while you avoid eye contact at … More Schlock du Jour: Mad Ron’s Prevues From Hell (1987)

Video Nasty Spotlight: Contamination (1980)

2/72 aka Alien Contamination aka Toxic Spawn aka Aliendrome… Directed by Luigi Cozzi AKA Lewis Coates The imdb synopsis is actually really helpful here: A former astronaut helps a government agent and a police detective track the source of mysterious alien pod spores, filled with lethal flesh-dissolving acid, to a South American coffee plantation controlled … More Video Nasty Spotlight: Contamination (1980)