I guess they ran out of the other killer animals at the killer animal pet shop. What other reason could there be for choosing the shrew as a serious threat to man? A drunk guy put a wig on his dog and said “you know what? ‘e kinda looks like a kil-*hic* killer shrew. (in … More Schlock du Jour: The Killer Shrews (In Color!) (1959)
The Suckling has been on my radar for some time, largely due to its provocative title. After beholding The Suckling, I’m of the opinion that it deserves more credit than it gets. Surgery dreams within throat-slitting dreams lay the foundation for the weirdness that is to come. A teen’s whorehouse abortion tastes the sweet elixir … More Schlock du Jour: The Suckling (1990)
directed by Lewis Teague runtime: 91 heavenly mins MAKE SEWERS GREAT AGAIN! It’s 1980 and Robert “Fucking” Forster is a tough cop combating a grouchy gator and male pattern baldness. Robin “Yes Please” Riker plays a stunning young herpetologist with “a wonderful mind… and beautiful tits.” Can they stop a rather riotous reptile from ruining … More Schlock du Jour: Alligator (1980)
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