The Merits of Sin: Nikos the Impaler (2003) (Germany)

Oh Andreas Schnaas, you knew what you liked and you never stopped doing it. Familiarity has been known to breed contempt but it can also feel like slipping into a toasty pair of underpants on a particularly cold day. Schnaas is warm underwear, gore soaked but still nice and toasty. In 1002 A.D. a brutal … More The Merits of Sin: Nikos the Impaler (2003) (Germany)

Schlock du Jour: Attack of the Cockface Killer (2002)

Masquerading under the new marketing name of GOREFACE KILLER is the first feature in a trilogy about the phallus mandible fiend. Yeah, they made three. The Movie opens with unsimulated sex. Yes, actors actually playing hide the salami on video (there’s a lot of that in this movie). It doesn’t take long for the Cockface … More Schlock du Jour: Attack of the Cockface Killer (2002)

NSFW Schlock du Jour: Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High AKA Volume 2 (2018)

FULL DISCLOSURE PART. WHEN THE TEXT TURNS GREEN, THE FULL DISCLOSURE IS OVER. THIS PART WILL BE LONG. FEEL FREE TO SKIP IF YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT FULL DISCLOSURES: I was a kickstarter backer for Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High AKA Volume 2 (henceforth referred to by the super simple acronym of RtRtNeHAKAV2). … More NSFW Schlock du Jour: Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High AKA Volume 2 (2018)