Do you have qualms with sexy babes playing in a cemetery, sexual acts, or vhs fetishism? How about bootlicking, lesbian vampires, and pervy sex demons with 18 inch ding-dongs? If you answered yes to one or more of these things, you’d be better off avoiding NAUGHTY DIRTY NASTY, as it’s a medley of the same. … More Schlock du Jour: Naughty Dirty Nasty (2014)
Utilizing much of the same cast and crew from Spookies, that crap classic’s co-writer and co-director Brendan Faulkner also made this somewhat enjoyable but more-so rambling comedy/horror hybrid. It’s not great but offers some odd duck characters and charmingly cheap special effects. Vinnie Nicko ( Peter Iasillo JR who played the puppet loving Rich in … More The Merits of Sin: Non-Vegetarian Zombies from Outer Space aka Killer Dead (1992) (USA)
A lot can happen in twenty three minutes. I just had no idea that this much could happen in under a half hour. May the trash Gods bless Germany and all the weirdo backyard filmmakers from Deutschland. A chunk of exploded asteroid crash lands on earth, drawing the attention of two pleasant young German men. … More The Merits of Sin: Attack of the Dangerous Disgusting Black Worms From an Unknown Planet That No One Knows About (1999) (Germany)
Insane offering from Jess Franco runs a tad too long but should still be considered a triumph amongst trash film lovers. Just as Doctor Frankenstein and his assistant successfully zap life into his silver skinned formerly dead creation, Cagliostro’s goons break in to the cheap looking laboratory and attack. The attack leaves the doctor’s assistant … More The Merits of Sin: The Rites of Frankenstein aka The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein (1973) (Spain/France)
I would say a solid 80 minutes of Knight of the Peeper‘s 90 minute runtime is dedicated to bare female flesh. Which is fine. It’s your dollar, make the movie you want to make. I’m sure director Jose Sombra looks back fondly on this film, one hand giving a thumbs up and one hand gently … More The Merits of Sin: Knight of the Peeper (2006) (USA)
“Hey! Do you remember that film with Joe Bob Briggs as a sleazy father and he’s married to a constantly drunk Brinke Stevens? Oh and there’s a cannibalistic midget and a bunch of butt violence. You know? The one narrated by Joe Esteves?” If I was in the lucky position of never having sat through … More The Merits of Sin: Evil Ever After (2006) (USA)
“Go and find the old well with the witch mark. Bring a blood sacrifice to the well. Blood. Lots of blood. Descend into the well and on the other side of it you will become, with the help from the dark forces, an eternal heavenly life.” Did you memorize that quote? No? That’s okay. You’re … More The Merits of Sin: Heaven is Only in Hell (1994) (Netherlands)
