The Merits of Sin: Massacre Up North (2001) (Canada)

It’s SOVember and I couldn’t be happier! It’s a magical time of the year filled with enthusiasm and a general lack of talent and money. It produces trash classics and complete confusion. So come along and join that Reelest of Rats and I as we go digging through the cavernous trash heap that is SOV … More The Merits of Sin: Massacre Up North (2001) (Canada)

Schlock & Gore: Nightmare City (1980)

directed by Umberto Lenzi runtime: 92 mins Zombies? Vampires?? ZOMPIRES??? Oh my. Crazed, irradiated men that look like an army of burnt Toxic Avengers spill from an unauthorized aircraft onto the landing strip with axes and shit! They also mow down military fools with Uzis! Reporter Dean Miller (a baggy-eyed Hugo Stiglitz) looks on. It … More Schlock & Gore: Nightmare City (1980)

Schlock & Gore: The Vampire’s Curse (1998)(NSFW)

directed by Gary Whitson runtime: 90 mins Just kidding! It’s time to ride the W.A.V.E. again! If you don’t know what W.A.V.E. is, check my previous review of a W.A.V.E. film, where I touch on that very subject. W.A.V.E. is quickly replacing Troma as my go-to for low, low lowlow budget filmmaking. That’s not to … More Schlock & Gore: The Vampire’s Curse (1998)(NSFW)