Schlock du Jour: Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)

Knowing that those around me have witnessed my floundering lows makes me feel…exposed. Even once the depression cycle has ended, I have to exist knowing that they have seen me in that state. It is for this reason that Schlock is my friend. Schlock doesn’t judge. Schlock only supports me. Schlock is love. Shlock is … More Schlock du Jour: Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)

Schlock du Jour: Attack of the Cockface Killer (2002)

Masquerading under the new marketing name of GOREFACE KILLER is the first feature in a trilogy about the phallus mandible fiend. Yeah, they made three. The Movie opens with unsimulated sex. Yes, actors actually playing hide the salami on video (there’s a lot of that in this movie). It doesn’t take long for the Cockface … More Schlock du Jour: Attack of the Cockface Killer (2002)

Schlock du Jour: Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972)

They planted the LIVING, and harvested the DEAD! Looking like it stepped out of 1985 rather than 1972 due to Severin’s beautiful blu-ray restoration is the drive-in grade feature, INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS. INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS is one of those movies that’s shot in five minutes and only costs a few nickels. It’s … More Schlock du Jour: Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972)